BEACHCOMBER was told that a colleague went to the second largest island on business.

While there, he popped into a shop to get some groceries.

A man was fussing with the shopkeeper when he entered the store.

“I told you I want cancer,” the man said, pointing to a pack of cigarettes.

“Well, I don’t have any, the only one I’ve got is ‘unborn’,” shopkeeper replied.

The man turned away from the shopkeeper deep in thought and asked for the pack.

After reading the label ‘SMOKING CAN CAUSE HARM TO UNBORN BABIES’, he shrugged and said, “It’s OK, I’ll take it because my wife gave birth already.”

Only in Fiji!

More Stories