FLOTSAM AND JETSAM

BEACHCOMBER heard this from a friend.

During the recent cyclone warning, two talkative brothers were seen by their mother talking to some people.

Curious to know who they were talking to, their mother moved closer to where they were standing and heard the older one shouting to all the students, “Hey go back home. Today no school.”

The students replied, “Stop lying.”

He again shouted, “You people never heard the news on the radio. The Prime Minister said no school for Lautoka so go back home. Sa bau rawa na holiday.”

His younger brother joined, “Ioooo! Keni ga sa rawata!”

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