FLOTSAM AND JETSAM

BEACHCOMBER heard this from a friend. Two brothers were talking about the kind of wives they should look for in the future.

The older one said, “We should look for good wives, ones who go to church, work and straight back home.”

The younger one replied, “Yes the one like Nanna. She just goes to work, church, back home and never drinks grog, beer or goes to nightclubs.”

Older brother responded, “Yes like Nanna.”

Little brother shouted, “But not like mummy. You know ga!”

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