FLOTSAM AND JETSAM

I HAVE to love my relatives, a regular contributor tells Beachcomber.

On Facebook, everyone has been posting new year resolutions — that they will be more careful with spending, they will eat wisely, stop consuming alcohol and all that cr#p.

One of my relatives

posted that he was opening a gym called Resolutions.

It will have exercise

machines for one month and then turn into a bar for the rest of the year.

Now that’s my kinda

resolution.

Kaila!

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