Flotsam and Jetsam

BEACHCOMBER laughed over this piece from a regular contributor.

One of the men in our grog group, he started, is very scared of the house lizards … the gecko (moko).

While all the mates were having a yarn, some on their gadgets, the guy starts spoiling the others.

Then one of the boys tears a piece of paper and slips it down the back of his shirt and someone yells…

“Na moko! “

The chap stands up and does the hula, the tamure and limbo all at once.

And he did the Tarzan call!

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