FLOTSAM AND JETSAM

SPEAKING of amazing speeches, children sometimes say hilarious things that you just want to remember and share with other family members.

Beachcomber’s five-year-old niece related over the phone that they were celebrating her father’s birthday.

When asked how old he was, she quickly blurted out, “One!”

Upon hearing the laughter that erupted, the little one sensed something was amiss.

“There was one candle on the cake,” she said defensively.

Amidst the continued laughter, she could be heard speaking earnestly to her mother, “There, see! I told you to put two!”

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