FLOTSAM AND JETSAM

BEACHCOMBER heard this from a friend.

So, a very tired mother returned home from work on a Sunday night and kept her talkative son up so they could tell stories.

After a few minutes, son asked, “Mummy what day is today?”

Mother: “Sunday”

Son: “And what’s the time?”

Mother replied, “11pm.”

Son asked again, “And what day is tomorrow?”

Mother responded, “Monday” and at the same time wondering where their storytelling would end up.

Son again asked, “Are you working tomorrow?”

Mother nodded feeling a bit stupid answering all her son’s questions.

To her shock, her son yelled out, “Then go to sleep.”

Mama just got schooled!

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