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Friday, February 23, 2018

BEACHCOMBER got this from a regular scribe. A family was discussing buying a farm from a family friend and on their way back from checking the farm, the parents started chatting while their children were listening from the back seat of their car.

Dad: "That will be nice. We can plant plenty carrots."

Son: "Carrots will die."

Dad: "But we planted carrots in school when we were small."

Son again responded: "No, you planted raddish."

Speechless because their children kept laughing at him, their father shouted: "See I'm not stupid eh."

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