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Friday, February 09, 2018

BEACHCOMBER was told this story. There was this very intelligent boy who always made sure he greeted his mother every morning.

One morning when his mother woke up, he said, "Morning mummy!"

His mother replied, "Morning!"

He said, again, "Good morning mummy."

His mother again replied, "Morning."

Feeling frustrated, he shouted at his mother for the third time, "Good morning mummy."

His mother replied, "Ae, good morning, how many times do I have to say morning to you?"

Son responded, "You say morning Jese. That's how you greet people, you must always say their names."

His mother burst out laughing.

Vinaka Jese!

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