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FLOTSAM AND JETSAM

Editor
Saturday, November 25, 2017

BEACHCOMBER heard this from a friend.

A non-alcoholic was out at a lunch with some of her workmates when one of their bosses raised a toast.

To her excitement, she saw the waitress walk in with glasses of champagne so she quickly asked for one, thinking it was apple juice.

Much to her disappointment after a sip when the apple juice tasted rather funny, only for Ms non-alcoholic to be told it was alcohol.

Oilei turaga!








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