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FLOTSAM AND JETSAM

Editor
Monday, December 18, 2017

Beachcomber heard this from a friend

Two colleagues were walking past Tikaram Park last Saturday when one of them turned and asked: "what is happening here?"

The friend replied: "it is the celebration of the Lami Town Council anniversary"

The colleague asked "Io eh, they have been here for 140 years right?"

The friend responded: "Oilei, Fiji was not even independant 140 years ago, you think Lami was declared a town?"

Oilei turaga! Time to leave the planet.








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