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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

BEACHCOMBER'S friend attended a party last week and apparently had too much and was too drunk getting home.

The main gate to his home was always locked, but there was a smaller gate attached to it that had a special way of unlocking just by pulling its hook.

Having only spent a few weeks at his new place, Beachcomber's heavily-intoxicated friend opted to climb over the gate.

After landing on the ground, Beachcomber's friend started massaging his body only to lean on the smaller gate and find it open.

Oilei! You wouldn't want to know what transpired afterwards.








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