FLOTSAM AND JETSAM

BEACHCOMBER heard this from a friend.

An uncle arrived home drunk and started telling a story to his nieces and nephews about how their father was mumbling in his sleep.

Five minutes later, one of his nephews was sent to wake his father up.

Son: “Dad, dad wake up. Kua ni moce tiko vaka na tevoro. (Stop sleeping like the devil).”

His father woke up bursting into fits of laughter.

Dad: “Sega ni mai tevoro o tamamu. (Your father is not a devil).”

Cala tale!