FLOTSAM AND JETSAM
17 March, 2018, 12:00 am
BEACHCOMBER heard this from a friend.
An uncle arrived home drunk and started telling a story to his nieces and nephews about how their father was mumbling in his sleep.
Five minutes later, one of his nephews was sent to wake his father up.
Son: “Dad, dad wake up. Kua ni moce tiko vaka na tevoro. (Stop sleeping like the devil).”
His father woke up bursting into fits of laughter.
Dad: “Sega ni mai tevoro o tamamu. (Your father is not a devil).”