FLOTSAM AND JETSAM
4 April, 2018, 12:00 am
BEACHCOMBER heard this from a friend.
There was this family that had a rule that everyone should go to church every Sunday.
So, because Fiji was in one of the recent rugby sevens tournament final, her three sons and husband decided not to go to church to watch the game.
Annoyed and frustrated, the mother quietly sneaked into the living room, grabbed the TV remote and went off to church.
While taking out her offering from her bag in the middle of the church service, the remote fell out, only for her to whisper to the usher, “Sorry, I didn’t want my family to watch the final because they didn’t want to come to church.”
The usher replied, “Bad heart.”